Confrontation

Realist: Dude, what are you doing?
Optimist: What?
Realist: This is bad, could've been so much better
Optimist: Yeah
Realist: And that! You know what, you suck
Optimist: I know
Realist: Why don't you do something?
Optimist: Can't, no time
Realist: What do you mean no time?
Optimist: Busy.
Realist: Busy doing what?
Optimist: Other things.
Realist: And how are the other things?
Optimist: Not very good
Realist: See what I mean? A man who is truely busy never says he is
Optimist: I know
Realist: You know, you can easily forgive an ignorant idiot. But..
Optimist: Who asked for forgiveness
Realist: Arrogance without strength is futile. You know what happens when you build over a weak foundation
Optimist: It falls
Realist: Precisely, the higher you build the harder it falls
Optimist: Ok Mr.Know it all, what have you done?
Realist: Duh, I don't even exist!
Optimist: Damn it

Realist: Where are you going?
Optimist: To sleep, too much bullshit makes me sleepy..

Get a Life!

A few days back, one of my roommates was telling me about his dissatisfaction with the inactivities in life. I just reminded him one of the axioms.

The Axiom: Each individual is designed to have three kinds of lives
Professional Life, Personal Life and Life(you can call it Miscellaneous Life).
Now, we have only the former with the latter two missing. It is not a wonder that we feel incomplete/hollow, we are living only 1/3rd of what our life is supposed to be.We hardly go outside and involve in any sort of activity other than work(by we I am referring only to me and my roommate :)).
It is not like we haven't tried or something. We are planning to go running/jogging in the morning, from past 6 months. We even had a serious plan to go play Tennis at a nearby court, but haven't registered yet because of what happened last time.

What happened last time?
Nothing much actually. Last time when me and mechi had serious plan to do something, it was about going to Gym. We even registered at a nearby Gym for a month's membership. But we did underestimate our indolence, we ended up not turning up at the Gym for the whole month and were sane enough not to extend the membership.
Our other roommate Littal was rolling on the floor laughing after the incident.
All I said was this..
"Laugh all you want. We may have fared very badly, but are still one step ahead of you. We tried. You have to go through this phase to at least get where we are :)"
Hum Honge Kamiyaab.

SCREEEECH EEEECH KEEEEEE

Sometimes driving here in Hyderabad gives me chills in my spine. Today a car charged into the main road at a speed of over 50kmph and almost slammed into the SUV ahead of me. There was this "SCREEEECH EEEECH KEEEEEE" all over. Fortunately both vehicles only got a dent each. After arguing for a while before entering the vehicle the driver clasped his hands and thanked god, and I wished I had a camera in my hand :). "Yeah, you better pray. If you continue driving like this, you need all the help from your GOD if you want to stay alive".

And that wasn't a singular incident, people's lane changing talent puts Hollywood stunt-men to shame. None of the two-wheelers have rear mirrors and auto-wallahs drive with their legs on the seat(really!).

Why am I compaining? I wished for Need for Speed and Fast n Furious to be true, didn't I.