"I smell a rat" thought came to me at a chicken center I had been recently. It turned out that it was indeed a rat and not the effect of watching "The Departed" for the nth time.
"Is it for sale?" I asked and the shopkeeper smiled, I hoped it wasn't a "You'll know when you get home" grin. I took a pic and he smiled again.
Well, next time if you order chicken kabab and something tastes funny, you know what the joke is.
