Old man says

All problems have solutions but all questions don't have answers for our mind seeks more than mere truth

Comfortably Numb

A Voice Said
"Let there be music",
And there was music.

sweeet..

MasterTard

Bacardi Rum - 490 Rs
Cool Drinks - 90 Rs
Snacks - 140 Rs
Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Extended Edition) - ?? Rs

Not being able to finish either LOTR or the rum in one sitting - Shameful :'(

The Dark Knight Returns

Knock knock Nolan.

Bollywood actors say the funniest things

I'd love to play Ledger's role in Batman: Bipasha Basu
- Yeah, right!

What matters is that people should say, ‘Wow! We loved Deepika’s performance in the film’: Deepika Padukone
- She had to say performance.. sigh!

I'll produce a film and it's not really a period film. It would be a period film, but it won't feel like one: Saif Ali Khan
- hmm

94% Likely

Every time I shave my mustache, my masculinity keeps smacking my head - repeatedly.
Today finally I found something to feed him, it's a site which predicts your gender likeliness.
Here is the result:
Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 6%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 94%

Obviously the result was very satisfying. It's like feeding alcohol to a monkey(manganige henda kudisida haage) :)

Update: The above stats is at office and shouldn't count at all since most of my browsing is at home. The result at my home pc was nothing but shocking; and trust me, there is no foul play involved.

for real! :o

Batman revisited

Batman in his prime.

As Oscar Wilde would say
"He can't fly, he can't shoot lasers, he can't even suck blood like a bat, but he sure does look good in tights..."

(courtesy uncyclopedia)

The Dark Knight

Best comic book movie ever.....Legendary Joker performance.....Stunning cinematography.....blah, blah, blah
.....
All the hype aside, you can never deny that it was an extremely well made movie and there are a few moments I can never forget.
- the pencil trick, who would've thought.
- batpod coming out of the tumbler. Sitting there all I could think was, why the fuck didn't I think of it. There is the tumbler and there is the batpod, it should've been as easy as adding 1 + 1.
- everything with the batpod, its bloody genius.
- joker burning the money. It looked majestic, why didn't anyone think of it before this.
- batman beating up joker. This is the 'de ja vu' moment for all batman fans .

Inspite of the movie being so complex, not only everything fits in together but fits in so well that in the end you have a beautiful masterpiece. Hats off Nolan.

P.S: Somehow I couldn't avoid feeling that the entire movie looked like a sick joke by the Joker with every other character as a pawn in his twisted plan.

w00t!

There is good news and there is great news; and sometimes there are two great news in the same freakin page!

















as I said, w00t! :D

What more can you ask for?

What do I think about the promo
- it looks insane
- it looks stupid
In total, it looks insanely stupid; but then what isn't. Plus - its got Angelina Jolie in it, what more can u ask for :)

The parkour price

Heard 'bout parkour?
Heres what it looks like.

I know what you're thinking, 'Casino Royale' rite?

I tried something like that and twist my ankle. Well, it was sort of closer to this.
It was like a Saturday Night Live for my roommates, I was left neither comfortable nor numb :(

Its been four days and I'm still recovering :(
I may be down but I'm not done.
Expect us.. err, me.

Thoughtful Abortion Debate

"Anyone who references Dune should be aborted"
Now, please tell me thats not hilarious. Why the eff didn't I like the movie?? I even remember saying "Holyshit! its rated 8 in imdb".
Goes to prove my hypothesis - Never go for a first view when you're comfortably numb.

More of the fat kid in Superbad.

Minesweeper

"Don't you ever forget why you're here soldier" :D

This is nominated for ECNY award for Best Short Comedic Film, I sure do hope it wins.

Whats the worst thing that could happen

Go on, take a printout of the web page. Whats the worst thing that could happen?

You can be sentenced to death. Well not you, but somebody was.

Act I

The Start:
Imagine yourself browsing using firefox2. You've got like a number of windows with gazzillion tabs each.

The Freeze:
The system freezes, keyboard and mouse stops responding.

The Call:
You do what everyone does, call for help. Ctrl+Alt+Del - nothing, repeat - nothing, .....

The Rescue:
You pull out the internet cable, wait for a few seconds. At last, the task manager appears.. slowly.

The Climax:
You check whats wrong. FIREFOX.EXE CPU:99% Mem Usage:780M!

The Rescue:
Close Firefox.

The Ending:
Realize that I've been browsing for the past 5 hours straight and its well past bed time. Go to sleep.

The Poster:












The Hope:
Firefox3

Why I don't call myself a gamer

Finally!
An Indian gamer's blog, I admit its quite impressive. Calls himself a gamer/geek/dreamer. How I envy him, I've never been able to call myself either of the three(yes, I sleep a lot but I don't dream).

He has an interesting post where he has some useful tips(not about gaming) and a list of great games of 2007.

And I play this.
Don't laugh, you've got to beat me first.

What the?!

Holy Shit!
It got published on the same freakin date :D

For Tech freaks

I came across the coolest and lamest display devices (can't call them monitors, just can't) today. Courtesy CES 2008.





































You can't call them monitors, just can't.

Gamer.. what kind?

Thinking of gaming consoles? Here, let me help

Isn't this great

Censorship in India targets Video Games:

"This is true that there is a proposal that the Censor Board should start censoring all video games--and I agree with proposal totally," India's Censor Board chairperson Sharmila Tagore told the news outlet.
....
....
Tagore also told Daily News & Analysis that the Censor Board would make developers remove certain features from a game if they "are not suitable for children" and would like their game to be available in the country.

Ain't that great news folks. Finally our government is taking steps to protect us from the harsh realities of the world, and you thought they don't care about us - stupid.
I feel they should do more and more on similar lines.

Sigh!