The parkour price

Heard 'bout parkour?
Heres what it looks like.

I know what you're thinking, 'Casino Royale' rite?

I tried something like that and twist my ankle. Well, it was sort of closer to this.
It was like a Saturday Night Live for my roommates, I was left neither comfortable nor numb :(

Its been four days and I'm still recovering :(
I may be down but I'm not done.
Expect us.. err, me.

Thoughtful Abortion Debate

"Anyone who references Dune should be aborted"
Now, please tell me thats not hilarious. Why the eff didn't I like the movie?? I even remember saying "Holyshit! its rated 8 in imdb".
Goes to prove my hypothesis - Never go for a first view when you're comfortably numb.

More of the fat kid in Superbad.

Minesweeper

"Don't you ever forget why you're here soldier" :D

This is nominated for ECNY award for Best Short Comedic Film, I sure do hope it wins.

Whats the worst thing that could happen

Go on, take a printout of the web page. Whats the worst thing that could happen?

You can be sentenced to death. Well not you, but somebody was.

Act I

The Start:
Imagine yourself browsing using firefox2. You've got like a number of windows with gazzillion tabs each.

The Freeze:
The system freezes, keyboard and mouse stops responding.

The Call:
You do what everyone does, call for help. Ctrl+Alt+Del - nothing, repeat - nothing, .....

The Rescue:
You pull out the internet cable, wait for a few seconds. At last, the task manager appears.. slowly.

The Climax:
You check whats wrong. FIREFOX.EXE CPU:99% Mem Usage:780M!

The Rescue:
Close Firefox.

The Ending:
Realize that I've been browsing for the past 5 hours straight and its well past bed time. Go to sleep.

The Poster:












The Hope:
Firefox3

Why I don't call myself a gamer

Finally!
An Indian gamer's blog, I admit its quite impressive. Calls himself a gamer/geek/dreamer. How I envy him, I've never been able to call myself either of the three(yes, I sleep a lot but I don't dream).

He has an interesting post where he has some useful tips(not about gaming) and a list of great games of 2007.

And I play this.
Don't laugh, you've got to beat me first.

What the?!

Holy Shit!
It got published on the same freakin date :D

For Tech freaks

I came across the coolest and lamest display devices (can't call them monitors, just can't) today. Courtesy CES 2008.





































You can't call them monitors, just can't.

Gamer.. what kind?

Thinking of gaming consoles? Here, let me help

Isn't this great

Censorship in India targets Video Games:

"This is true that there is a proposal that the Censor Board should start censoring all video games--and I agree with proposal totally," India's Censor Board chairperson Sharmila Tagore told the news outlet.
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Tagore also told Daily News & Analysis that the Censor Board would make developers remove certain features from a game if they "are not suitable for children" and would like their game to be available in the country.

Ain't that great news folks. Finally our government is taking steps to protect us from the harsh realities of the world, and you thought they don't care about us - stupid.
I feel they should do more and more on similar lines.

Sigh!